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Bob Filice MD's avatar

Excellent! See also my take on one aspect at bobfilice.substack.com ,the April 6 issue.

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Turfseer's avatar

Yes. Trust the Science!

“Doctor” Fatty Arbuckle and his “patient” Buster Keaton join forces to remind us “Trust the Science.” Watch the hit music video TRUST THE SCIENCE RAG here: https://turfseer.substack.com/p/trust-the-science-rag

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Dr.Don Hall's avatar

The Man Is A Fake! This Should Be Real! This Should Be END of Patriot Act! END of PREP Act! END of IRS. CDC. FBI. CIA. A New America. The “Supreme” Court is a cruel mockery of justice - Goodbye ACB, John and idiot bunch!

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Mic's avatar

If only……

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equinefriend's avatar

I was about to send your article to everyone in the fucking world. Then I read the disclaimer. Yeah, I hope the prez reads it too. Great piece Turfseer!

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Turfseer's avatar

Glad you liked it. It almost sounds real, doesn't it?

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equinefriend's avatar

It DOES sound real. My heart was in a state of celebration before I read the disclaimer. Hope you write more pieces like that one.

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SH's avatar

Yeah, if only

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Turfseer's avatar

Interesting back-and-forth here. JT’s comment struck me as more symbolic—“satanic” as a stand-in for calculated, soulless evil. But I get what you’re saying, Brother Strawberry. Whether you call it Satan, systemic psychopathy, or just good old-fashioned greed, the outcome’s the same: a cold, coordinated disregard for truth and human life. The real danger is pretending it’s just incompetence.

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Dave Slough's avatar

I will rejoice once people start paying with their liberty for their crimes

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Hillary Han's avatar

Well written. Sad, it is not true! Why not send it to Trump, post it on his X, or Truth Social?

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Toddy's avatar

Agree

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Turfseer's avatar

I'll try it.

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T Liin's avatar

In some alternate universe the truth is being told !!!

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Charles Wright's avatar

Fake News.

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Turfseer's avatar

Of course Trump would never say something like that—even he’s been played by the medical cartel. That’s what makes it funny. It’s wish fulfillment—a fantasy of what it would sound like if someone actually told the truth on national TV. Absurd? Sure. But that’s the joke.

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Toddy's avatar

Sounded SO much like the light finally dawned and he really cared enough to take the needed steps..

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Turfseer's avatar

Thanks, Toddy—glad it struck a chord! Just to clarify, CDC Dissolved was my April Fools’ piece—wish fulfillment dressed up as satire. And yep, I posted it on Truth Social where dreams of accountability still occasionally get a standing ovation. Let’s hope one day fiction catches up to reality.

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Toddy's avatar

Hoping so. I hope someone sends it to him direct. And reality hits. And I pray he does the right thing, after all, It is to be, for the people , by the people.....

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LAURA Winter's avatar

This may be a satire but it's all true.

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j t's avatar
Apr 5Edited

You need to make sure that somehow the Prez sees this.

I started to read it and couldn't believe it, so I went to the end after I read the first paragraph and 𝘭𝘢́ 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘢́ ... the disclaimer. Nevertheless, it is the absolute truth, or at least a small part of it. For years I've called the CDC (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) the Centers for Disease Creation and Profiteering. And that's being nice. It might be closer if we change Disease to Death.

It is beyond corrupt, and I can no longer tolerate those that continue to try to say that their policies were "a disaster" or "due to incompetence" or "totally misguided." Makes me see red. It was all totally purposeful and planned out, ie, EVIL! -- genocide for fun and profit by the Malthusians at the top of the globalists' satanic pyramid.

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Brother🍓 Strawberry's avatar

You are almost there. You had it until you brought the whole mythical “Satan” into the picture. All of this deception and propaganda and misinformation and manipulation of the media and the masses is entirely man made. Straight from the hands, minds and hearts of “mankind”. As long as blame is cast on mythical otherworldly beings and forces the true root cause is absolved of responsibility. To place blame on a mythical, otherworldly being that can never be held responsible is unfair to the victims. Those who are responsible for these horrors are not driven by worship of a mythical ruler of a mythical netherworld. Those responsible are doing it out of their own personal greed for wealth and power. There is no Satan. The true root of all evil is the human mind.

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Turfseer's avatar

You nailed it!

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Baldmichael's avatar

Clever! Had me going for a bit, then as I read down I thought I would double check time. 8.pm April 5th. It is only 6.30pm here in UK. My how time flies when you’re having fun, a prophecy before it even happened!

Anyway, well worth doing, so well done.

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John W.'s avatar

If President Trump made such a statement would many individuals be challenged to question their pro-vaccine indoctrination?

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Baldmichael's avatar

And how many would gnash their teeth and say he is lying? Anybody who really hates Trump thinks he lies all the time.

Which is why they took the poison shots he praises. :)

https://baldmichael.substack.com/p/silly-saturday-8-out-of-10-cats-and?utm_source=publication-search

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Owlshead5's avatar

Many people took it, believing the propaganda. If you take them now orn give them to your kids, you are an idiot.

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Baldmichael's avatar

Indeed so.

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Turfseer's avatar

I think it could.

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Charisse's avatar

Damn I was so happy the truth was finally coming out until the end! This broke my heart

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Mic's avatar

Me too

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Hillary Han's avatar

Mine too!

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Turfseer's avatar

A little bit of April Fool's five days late.

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Charisse's avatar

Well it was a good one! Wishing he would say this for real, word for word

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Turfseer's avatar

So do I.

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