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Rob's avatar

AI wrote this

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Turfseer's avatar

Not completely. It took extensive revisions.

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Sober Christian Gentleman's avatar

Controlled opposition all around. Great read.

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Baldmichael's avatar

Very clever, well done.

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Jessica Hockett's avatar

A+ for creativity!

Two quick "corrections":

I've never been on the "team" of McCullough, Malone, or Martin :)

The thing I would yell is, "There was no novel virus spreading from human to human!"

But I HAVE been attempted-tackled many times by people I did not expect to try tackling me!!

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Turfseer's avatar

I have updated the passage: Jessica Hockett streaks across the field with a flaming copy of the WHO playbook, shouting, “THERE WAS NO NOVEL VIRUS SPREADING FROM HUMAN TO HUMAN!” The crowd gasps. Several Permitted Dissenters tackle her in a panic, worried the league might revoke their podcast sponsorships.

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Jessica Hockett's avatar

LOL. Love it, thanks.

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Turfseer's avatar

Thanks so much, Jessica—and thank you for the gentle corrections! You're absolutely right, and I apologize for lumping you in with Team Halfway House. Your streak across the field was clearly solo—and far braver for it. Next time, I’ll make sure your battle cry is accurate: “There was no novel virus spreading from human to human!” (now that’s a game-changer). And those surprise tackles? Sadly, always from the people you least expect.

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Jessica Hockett's avatar

Maybe I am in the stands and simply run onto the field to try and stop the game altogether??? Haha!

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Elusive1's avatar

I hate real football, but I worked through this. Nice job!

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Rider's avatar

Since the game is over (1987 to 0, the refs have gone home, and the stands are empty...here's a report from ChatGPT turning against viruses and its own programming master! This is from Jon Rappaport's blog on substack, many thans to Jon.

https://jonrappoport.substack.com/p/chatgpt-exposes-the-whole-virus-hoax-an-explosive-bombshell

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Turfseer's avatar

Thanks, Rider—I already read the Rappoport piece you linked. Definitely a bold one, and it’s fascinating to see ChatGPT briefly peek behind the curtain like that. Appreciate you sharing it!

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patrick tobin's avatar

Your creativity never ceases to amaze me. Well, done.

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Turfseer's avatar

Thanks so much, Patrick—that means a lot. Glad you enjoyed the madness on the field! Always fun to suit up and call out the playbook behind the playbook.

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