Where Have You Gone Tiffany Dover?

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Jeff Childer of Coffee & Covid explains the background of this story:

One story that isn’t going away is that of nurse Tiffany Dover, who infamously collapsed on camera early in the pandemic while giving a press conference at her hospital about how much she appreciated her Pfizer shot she just got.

After she recovered, the tremulous nurse explained that she’d always been a fainter, often having an “over-reactive vagal response,” which she blamed for keeling over after the jab. Shortly after that, she was seen — motionless — in one distant, masked photo op with the hospital, again promoting the jabs, and since then she has been 100% missing in action.

LOTS of people have been looking for her ever since, without result. Jordan says it has been 650 days since anyone saw Tiffany, that we know of.

A couple months ago, NBC produced a five-part podcast ‘debunking’ the ‘conspiracy theory’ that Tiffany Dover is dead. The problem with the podcast was, despite crawling over every inch of Dover’s small Alabama town, NBC’s investigators never actually found Tiffany. But no matter; NBC finally relied on an over-lawyered hospital statement that Tiffany was just fine, and her employment status is undisclosed for privacy reasons.

So shut up.

Yesterday, on his Substack “the Dossier,” investigative journalist Jordan Shachtel published the first installment of his own two-part investigation. Jordan discovered Tiffany’s signature on two mortgage documents from August 2021 — eight months after her fainting episode. Based on the mortgage and other evidence, he speculates that Tiffany is under a strict NDA after getting a substantial settlement from the hospital. He thinks she’s probably vaccine-injured.

Here’s the link to Jordan’s article:

Nowhere to be found: What really happened to Tiffany Dover?

According to Jordan, Tiffany’s nursing license expires next month, and must be renewed if she’s alive and well enough to keep working as a nurse. So next month we should know more — if and when a new nursing license hits public record.

Even if Tiffany only turns out to be vaccine injured, and not dead, CHI Memorial Hospital and its managers will still be exposed as the biggest frauds since Bernie Madoff. The scandal could put the hospital out of business.

As it should.

Here is “Where Have You Gone Tiffany Dover?” on Soundcloud.

Where Have You Gone Tiffany Dover? (LYRICS)

(v1) Where Have You Gone Tiffany Dover?
There’s something going on, we bet
You were a nurse who surely took the jab
Broadcast on the internet

We saw you pass out very quickly
Now you’ve placed us all in fear
Even though you fell
it’s just a fainting spell
But now you’ve gone and disappeared

Chorus: Oh Tiffany, we’re concerned
Now we’ve begun to pray
Just make it clear, you’re still here
And that you’re still okay

(v2) Where Have You Gone Tiffany Dover?
We’ve always thought of you a lot
Sorry for the speculation
That you passed out from the shot
Now they say we’re spreading rumors
Just a damn conspiracy
Are you getting over
Or found Your Four Leaf Clover
Just appear so we can let this be

Chorus: Oh Tiffany, we’re concerned
Now we’ve begun to pray
Just make it clear, you’re still here
And that you’re still okay

Verse instrumental

Bridge: Please tell us now Tiffany Dover
Did you reach a settlement?
Did the hospital tell you to zip your mouth
With the help of the government?

(V3) Where Have You Gone Tiffany Dover?
Have you been feeling all that strife?
Controversy will come to an end
If you just show us “proof of life”
We really hope that you are healthy
And that you are feeling fab
Please now you must promise
For every Doubting Thomas
Never take another
I say please O brother
Never take another one of those jabs

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